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9/21/2007
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- GET RID OF TEENAGERS. Teenagers are a major cause of computer trouble, because they think they're so smart, and they're always messing with things and changing things and installing things and swapping songs and downloading disgusting porno filth that they refuse to share with their parents. To prevent this from happening to you, get a good anti-teenager program such as Teen-B-Gone, which causes the computer, when booted up, to play, at full volume, a video of Barry Manilow singing his rousing hit number "Copacabana". (NOTE: Teeb-B-Gone is a complex program; to install and configure it properly, you will need the help of a teenager).
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